too much carbonation. they’d notice. I think the true play is to fill it with soy sauce, so that you can casually take a sip during meetings to freak people out.
Cold brew might work and look better
This guy fucks.
Okay. Flat Coke/Pepsi it is then.
Equally unhinged as the soy sauce
use coffee
Gross. Who sips coffee?
You should fill a Starbucks cup with soy sauce and sip that.
Genuine question, is your mouth made from asbestos that you can guzzle hot beverages without sipping?
Genius!!
It’s even better because you can offer them a sip. Then they too can understand the greatest thirst quencher
CaN yoU TaSTe ThE eLecTRolYteS??
Go with iced tea. It’s not carbonated. Plus, like soy sauce, it’s also brewed.
you can do similar with a mayonnaise container and yogurt
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Wow. Your father is legit a legend. I’m going to try this in his honor, maybe do a routine where I force them to pick which one I open, then eat…?
The better office prank is to fill condoms with yogurt for DIY gogurt.
Jeez that’s unhinged… I love it!
Oh god… 😳🫨😰
Windex and gatorade, squirt it into your mouth.
Or mayo and glue
I can hear my arteries clogging. ☠️
Thanks Google Gemini…
There’s an urban legend about animators at Pixar pranking Listerine executives while making a commercial. They filled one of the bottles with apple juice and made $20 bets to drink it. Supposedly one of the reps watching it being chugged went running for the bathroom to throw up.
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The original version is amber colored like
urineapple juice.
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No, I think it’s because blue is associated with cooling. The blue is mint flavored, the yellow very much isnt
If your pee is this color, drink more water. This is not a good color.
I didn’t even know this existed until a few years ago. The original version isn’t sold in my country, even though there are like 10 different varieties of Listerine available in stores.
There are other colors
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This is floor cleaner, not juice…
They played a commercial the other day (first time I’ve seen one for this brand actually) and the way the guy held it up in the shot where they do that I was 90% expecting him to take a swig cuz that’s the energy the ad had
I think the term is potable.
Potable is the word. :)
(seems weird to say edible liquid but I don’t know how else to articulate it)
Drinkable would be the correct way.
Well, you can drink sulfuric acid too. You will just die from it.
Which is why drinkable is not the right word
Potable is the word. :)
It seems to be
Listerine execs were two steps ahead and replaced the apple juice with urine.
A drink company in Japan came out with a drink called ‘nanchatte orenji’ which looked a lot like soy sauce.
The real twist would be if it also tasted like soy sauce.
“It’s almost as if I’m actually drinking soy sauce!”
ChubbyEmu: “Patient DK presenting to the emergency room with abdominal pain after drinking a liter of soy sauce…”
Having mistakenly bought three bulk containers of soy sauce from Costco over a two year period, looking forward to having this problem.
How exactly does this kind of mistake occur multiple times over years?
Brain freeze, brought on by too many free samples.
It’s kinda like buying banana ketchup when you mean to buy tomato ketchup. Sometimes you just look at the shape of the bottle or the area and your brain turns off.
Banana… ketchup?
Probably Jufran Banana Sauce. Looks like tomato ketchup, tastes like tomato ketchup. Made from bananas, no tomatoes.
I’m a Dr. Pepper man myself, but I like the cut of your jib.
One of us one of us!
Dr. Pepper is God tier. Sucks that junk fizzy drinks taste so damn good.
Soy sauce in the coffee pot. Surprise!
You’re on to something… cold brew black coffee in the soy sauce bottle!
Oh, you must be fun at parties…
Fuck with me brew, ya getting the hands real fast.
💢🥊😤🥊💢
This will make you look weird at most
Sterilize a bleach bottle or some other very unsafe to drink container and use that as your water bottle instead for the real chaos
sterilize a bleach bottle
After you’re done, wash your soap.
And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do that, by injection inside, or almost a cleaning?
To be fair, your insides will be clean. So clean there’ll be nothing left.
it’d be interesting to check that
I think you mean decontaminate, as bleach itself is a very common sterilizing agent.
Toilet bowl cleaner would be a good idea since it has a twist top
Yeah, you’re probably right. Didn’t know the proper english term. Thanks for correcting me
Disinfect, disinfecting agent?
Prob just want to make sure there is no residual bleach… guessing many of these cleaning agent containers are not made with food safe materials
Tell them you are preventing covid.
Y’all crazy ITT
I brought a used bottle of vegetable oil as my drinking bottle to an event. What I didn’t consider was that the bottle resembled a vodka bottle, so while I was taking sips of it and thought it was funny, people just thought I was a raging alcoholic.
Blue Powerade in a Windex bottle…
Green listerine in a listerine bottle 😉
No no no, you fill it with syrup.
Savory pancakes 👀
I’d rather drink soy sauce than Diet Coke.
“SHOW ME, SHOW YOU…”
