In the first movie her clothes don’t turn invisible so she takes them off and then becomes visible again

Well who else would win, a vogon?

Maybe the yogurt from “love death and robots” will save us

It is the policy of the trump administration that there are only two kingdoms of life

That’s why you shower in the morning so you don’t have to wash your sheets

The San-Ti were more honest about it.

I described an NFL game without the express written consent of NFL productions

Existential dread

I got a 7 day ban for saying you haven’t served your life sentence until you are dead, they said that was promoting violence, I decided if they rejected my appeal it could only mean they don’t actually read appeals and I should just leave.

People in heaven watch whatever they want

This question is addressed in the book “The Lovely Bones”

Workout timer that wants a subscription

You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel