A person’s a person no matter how small
Perhaps a philosofist
This why he is just egg boy. One day, he will transcend.
Meowcury
Gotta make room for dinner
Driving on the highway
Hood pops open. Can’t see anything. Try to brake but crash.
⚠️ Warning! Your hood is open. Please pull over in a safe location and secure your hood.
Tesla: OTA update successful
Gordon: welcome to my fancy private dinner experience. What can I make for you?
Guest: I would like your finest grilled cheese sandwich please.
Gordon: oh fuck, oh shit!
Plot twist: she has difficulty with reading comprehension and understanding modern slang. She actually would have been interested in casual unprotected sex with him. But anon stopped reading and didn’t clarify himself.
Animatrumpic*
Furniture music is an actual type of music. I personally haven’t listened to it. But from descriptions, it seems like background music, elevator music, Muzak, etc.
Domo arigato Mr. Gaijin ❌
Domo arigato Mr. Roboto ✅
Plot twist, user was running a contest for Capital One credit card and the correct response should have been “what’s in your wallet?”. OP would have won the grand prize and gotten to retire early. But instead lost the game.
Leave the barrel on.
Hi boss, I would like to negotiate a raise please. Also, the possibility of working from home.
Is this why women choose bears over men?
Yes, first you pet them on the outside, then you pet them on the inside.