ValorieAF [she/her]

Jumping spiders get a pass. Same with cellar spiders.

Grass spiders die on sight because they leave sticky-ass webs everywhere and have crawled on me randomly multiple times.

Most other spiders and centipedes ofc can get fucked unless they’re outside or in the garage.

I was hoping it was a Bleach reference, but still, very nice.

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Feta cheese on pizza is delicious

And a tiny sword

I don’t think inbreeding is going to solve this

RAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WAKEUP

MAGA punks fuck off

Give it to me one time, HUH

Give it to me two time, HUH HUH

We had our wedding at our house in the backyard, no DJ, a discounted cake from my wife’s work (a bakery), catering from a BBQ place. Still ended up costing just about 2k, after food, flowers, and rented tables and chairs.

On the flip side, I once had a super vivid dream that my wife started ghosting me, and left me for someone else. Years passed and I was still alone, lost interest in all of my hobbies, had to get rid of our pets, and I caught up with her randomly and she looked like she was much happier and better off, and I was so upset in the dream that I considered suicide. Woke up and was relieved that it was just a dream, but frustrated with my brain for putting me through all of that.

Hello my baby hello my darling

Cast it into the fire!

There’s a mod soul in it

Because money

Dude just shut up

Sure! Here’s a unique and adventurous recipe for popcorn made with safely edible wasps:

Step 1: Go to the grocery store and pay way too much for popcorn.

Step 2: Wait for wasps to start building a nest near your home (it might take a while but it’s inevitable). Leave the paper wasps alone though, they’re homies.

Step 3: Carefully remove the stingers from at least 100 wasps.

Step 4: Open a bag of the overpriced popcorn and dispense the kernels into a metal bowl, and gently wisk in the stinger-less wasps.

Step 5: Place the metal bowl over a fire until most of the kernels have popped, but none have burned.

Step 6: Add your favorite popcorn topping flavor.

Step 7: ???

Step 8: Profit.

3,392,250 kilometers.

Arm-powered? How am I supposed to use one when my other arm is being occupied?

No, and I wouldn’t if I could.