The 5th cheese is always ricotta. Like, no shade to ricotta, but if I wanted fancy cottage cheese, I would be eating lasagna. Not to mention that it is the number two stomach killer of cheeses, right behind the cheese your dad insists he just bought, but it has a promo on it for a signed ball by Stockton and Malone. That cheese is so old and moldy it has basically become a more expensive cheese.
Ricotta is a boring cheese. No cheese flavor just white mush. Gross
Yeah, fancy cottage cheese
It’s the Ancient Cheese of Foresight!
Nobody wants a five cheese pizza. That is when they break out the weird cheeses.
Feta cheese on pizza is delicious
Yup, the weird cheeses.
But yeah, it is delicious.
I will not stand for this gorgonzola slander
Paneer pizza
There aren’t even any tomatoes on it. He really did lose the wrong son.
The tomatoes were turned into a delicious sauce underneath the cheese. Just cause Boromir was more obvious with his tomatoes doesn’t make it better!
Denethor prefers tomatoes raw. More explosive power.
Five pizzas?
Boromir would have brought one with tomatoes on it
Boromir would have-a brought-a five.
When your son brings you a pizza but there’s no tomato sauce.
Well yeah you fucking cannibal.
