And yet somehow you watch a couple of hours of YouTube during which time you drift in and out of consciousness until you have to go pee. Then you brush your teeth and go to bed.
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Years ago, I had a cat that loved cantaloupe. He was a stray in terrible shape when we got him (he adopted us). Our theory was that he found a cantaloupe that saved him from dehydration when he was feral. One of the nicest cats I have ever known.
My cat wants food she can kill herself. That and cheese. I have no idea why she is so interested in cheese. Also, we tend to not eat tuna to avoid her pestering.
collapse_already@lemmy.mlto World News@lemmy.world•Friends say Minnesota shooting suspect was deeply religious and conservativeEnglish26·14 days agoOof, imagine being described as a “friend” of this tool.
I usually come back from vacation exhausted and ready to resume my regular routine. Maybe because "must see all the sights and do all the things, " but it is still true.
collapse_already@lemmy.mlto linuxmemes@lemmy.world•boot: "you are in emergency mode"English8·1 month agoAh, the hazards of dd. The disk destroyer has been earned legitimately many times. I did it to myself once because I got cocky and failed to treat it with the proper fear and respect.
collapse_already@lemmy.mlto World News@lemmy.world•Tesla sales halve in Europe - liveEnglish5·1 month agoI would have guessed higher. I would expect their US sales to be down half or more.
collapse_already@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•Trump says a 25% tariff "must be paid by Apple" on iPhones not made in the US, says he told Tim Cook long ago that iPhones sold in the US must be made in the USEnglish221·1 month agoWill the US factories have suicide nets too, or is that reserved for Taiwan?
And you have one less rival for getting a girlfriend.
collapse_already@lemmy.mlto Programming@programming.dev•Stack overflow is almost deadEnglish10·1 month agoNo, no, this question deserves the RTFM response, not the asked and answered. Unless you linked to an RTFM answer, in which case I’ll allow it.
collapse_already@lemmy.mlto Games@lemmy.world•Bungie appears to have extensively plagiarized an artist's work in their extraction shooter "Marathon" according to this Bluesky postEnglish2·1 month agoThis will be entertaining in their ongoing Red War plagiarism lawsuit.
collapse_already@lemmy.mlto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•This will be *really* funny, until you remember 99% of current super hyped AI stuff is running on PythonEnglish26·2 months agoEvery old timer knows AI is supposed to be written in Prolog.
collapse_already@lemmy.mlto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Is there a historical precedent or tv series that mirrors whats going on in the States right now? Besides Handmaids Tale?English7·2 months agoThe Great Dictator
San Jose Sharks too. I have a San Jose Sharks hat. I don’t know why. I grew up a Blues fan.
collapse_already@lemmy.mlto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Are we the dark timeline?English4·2 months agoI think about when I played Sims and would delete the bathroom and door from my Sim’s house and watch him suffer. I feel like I am getting karmic payback these days. I’m sorry Sim dude, I didn’t think of you as anything but interesting binary data and was amused by your suffering. I have a lot more sympathy and empathy for you these days.
collapse_already@lemmy.mlto Technology@beehaw.org•Elon Musk's X lost 11 million users in the EU over the past 5 monthsEnglish9·2 months agoI have stopped using twitter. Is that enough or do I need to delete my account somehow?
collapse_already@lemmy.mlto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million.English113·2 months agoIn English, my lips touch when I make the “f” sound at the start of four. I am also pretty sure they touch for one.
collapse_already@lemmy.mlto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared.English8·2 months agoCurrently, that Tom Petty song with the lyric about “the waiting is the hardest part” seems appropriate.
collapse_already@lemmy.mlto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Why do you think JD Vance killed the Pope?English2·2 months agoJ.D. has never denied it.
One of the reasons i don’t make policy decisions: my solution yo the antivax problem is to develop a bioweapon and a corresponding vaccine. Secretly add the new vaccine into all other vaccines for two years. Warn people that the coming flu season is going to be bad and that a new dangerous strain of covid is spreading to increase vaccination rates. Then deploy the bioweapon. No more antivaxxers.