And the helmet. Don’t forget that he looked weak, because he was wearing a bicycle helmet, while riding a bicycle.

Damn. Just bought a Hisense fridge last week. I hope I won’t have to watch an ad before it lets me get the mayo.

A basic thing that capitalists can’t grasp.

It’s not good for the consumer to have less competition on the market. But is there any legit reason to own an Xbox?

Polish? I polish my buddy’s knob every day.

You must have confused me with some US VP. I don’t fuck furniture.

Same thing but with room for having sex. Honestly, fuck the desk, I just want to get laid.

Wait. Klingons weren’t gay?

Did You miss the part, where the author says, she actively avoids misogyny yet stumbles upon it everywhere?

Please consider Your own advice.

The person responding previously has been sent to 6 hard to find locations.

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Somebody’s ripping somebody off.

Funk Tou very much.

Just put up some funk. Everybody likes funk. Nobody in the whole history of the world ever said “turn down that funk”.

Nice bunny sweater, nice sweater bunnies.

When did Lady Gaga become the most sensible dresser?

All we got out of it is that joke, where a character says a bunch of profanities and is being bleeped for 30 seconds. But that’s been used to death already.

He ain’t seeing shit.

I don’t.

Yeah. But I’ve heard, some people take offence to that.

I also piss in the shower.