LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agoIt's my dreampiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up1669arrow-down13
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minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·20 days agoAs long as you get the desk’s consent have fun and play safe. Watch for splinters. They can ruin the relationship.
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·19 days agoYou must have confused me with some US VP. I don’t fuck furniture.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·19 days agoCouch? Ew, no! That’s disgusting. But a nice sexy desk…there’s a world of possibility. I’m a fan of 1950s heavy wooden teacher’s desks myself. Thicc.
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·19 days agoAlso, don’t forget to tighten her up once in a while.
As long as you get the desk’s consent have fun and play safe. Watch for splinters. They can ruin the relationship.
You must have confused me with some US VP. I don’t fuck furniture.
Couch? Ew, no! That’s disgusting. But a nice sexy desk…there’s a world of possibility. I’m a fan of 1950s heavy wooden teacher’s desks myself. Thicc.
Also, don’t forget to tighten her up once in a while.