You can’t find them because you from 15 minutes in the future took them, duh.

That’s because he wants to climb to Mars on his pile of money, and right now it’s not quite high enough

The hamberdler

DJ Who’s Ein

At this point in my life it mostly resembles the 10 hour cinematic masterpiece Paint Drying

I think you wanted to say “you f🦆k-cakes”

Aw, you shouldn’t.

That’s appropriate for a buggy game

So, while someone from Game Informer wanted to inform people one last time, GameStop stopped it. I guess everyone has to be true to their name. Now let’s see how many more game related things GameStop is going to stop.

Not Lance Armstrong, that’s the one-balled Tour De France winner. You’re thinking of Stretch Armstrong!

Seeing as thought is still non-existent in a lot of the human population, I can believe that.

Look up agar agar : it’s a gelatin substitute made from algae

As awkward teenager at a party :

“hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me.”

“OK… Hey Emma, do you like Cock?”

It’s all a misunderstanding : as they are French, they’re talking about cats!

I can only smell them when they’re crawling in my nose

You didn’t have to build an expensive space telescope for that, you could’ve just asked me.

With enough clones I would be tempted to do it last second.

They’re just going to throw a few more projects on the Google graveyard then