i haven’t met y’all babies

this is the main advantage a cat has over the average human room mate

YEAH but that’s just for cats.

also rats, mice, gerbils, hamsters, birds. many birds. dogs. any non-aquatic animal that creates nests out of their environment would love it. feral humans would love it, and supposedly non-feral humans are OBSESSED with toilet paper.

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there’s a lot of energy out there about diesel motors ya ya, and I have a CDL to drive all that crap, also my cat yells with enough decibels to rival a cement mixer, not impressed

yeah, that was my question.

weren’t those volvo diesels better in many ways? or have i got it backwards? yay for the fossil fuel industry in confusing me, so fuck you shell.
ahem, fuck you: BP.

does anyone even know the names of these shits in order to condemn them

if you’ve touched the queen, dearest Agamemnon, you have committed. you must move the queen.

Watership Down is one where the teacher assessed tiny me as “high reading comprehension” but no one really delved into, does this child have emotional comprehension of literal killing fields? eh, guess I worked it out emoji finger guns and sad sigh

i don’t remember this one but I do remember Watership Down and The Rats of NIMH

The Information Directorate has noted: delete Beatrice P. The public will never know such again.

literal liars pretending. fuck the pretenders

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is there a way to ask the iphone for a detailed, inclusive call log?

it isn’t jailbroken, it’s old, on 16.6, just checked and i’m downloading 16.6.1. screenshots are basically useless here, i think. maybe i can get a detailed record from the cell provider, if i get that motivated.

it’s too… /specific/ to be a random bug. and too weird. so, I’m probably losing it.

i know it sounds insane, but i’m not on stimulants or hallucinogens, etc. maybe need to check my CO levels in my place and my vehicle. screenshots of my call records are somewhat diluted as evidence because I kept calling the SF numbers back.

“this number no longer works. please contact [same company] support”

see ya

kapow, you figured it out

you are a dangerous dog, to bring TPB in here.

because we have an unreliable narrator. that is no smudge on the OP, just a frustration with some of this