I don’t want any of those things

If you pay me $1,000,000 I will consume an entire pineapple, skin and all. This is my final offer.

“Henceforth no citizen shall enjoy any rights unless they are capable of defeating the self-appointed arbiter of personhood in a debate. But be warned, he will only ever argue in bad faith, has unmatched endurance when it comes to moving goalposts, and if he senses an impending defeat he will simply rattle off a haphazard list of logical fallacies before declaring himself the victor and storming off. Also he will only accept challenges from those who have yet to earn a high school diploma.”

You’ve already admitted that you have absolutely no plan for the consequences of your action. At best you’d doom us to a decades-long civil war like the Troubles in Ireland, at worst you’d doom us to live under an authoritarian regime led by an ultra violent strongman. Neither of those scenarios guarantee or even improve our odds of reaching solutions to the problems you’re trying to murder your way out of.

Your entire plan boils down to “kill a bunch of people now and we’ll maybe figure out how to deal with the fallout along the way” and yet it’s somehow everyone else who can’t see the forest past the trees.

To be clear, when you say people who have a conscience you’re talking about people who would slaughter those whose politics you personally, as judge jury and executioner, have deemed unacceptable?

You’re absolutely deranged, my guy.

If Pam won’t be coming to the bus for any reason, she now leaves a sign informing you and you can drive yourself to the desert.

Praise be

When everyone you talk to is an asshole, you’re most likely the asshole. Your post and comment history is absolutely littered with violent rhetoric and you have a bad habit of angrily lashing out at anyone who disagrees with you, often resorting to childish name calling rather than engaging in meaningful conversation. It shows a complete inability to have a discussion outside of an echo chamber of your own personal view, which are squarely in an extreme end of the spectrum.

Perhaps the reason you can’t find a place where you can have a pragmatic discussion is because you yourself are incapable of having such a discussion, not that such places don’t exist. It’s like the old saying goes, “wherever you go, there you are.”

Please let this be a normal field trip!

Just buy some puts early on. You do not want to pick up shares just to be stuck holding those bags for an indefinite period of time.

Haven’t they had ads disguised as posts for years now?

The cops? Abusing their authority? Selectively enforcing laws to engage in personal vendettas against people? They would never! /s

Mr. Grinch

Okay, when I’m finished graping you, I’m going to go upstairs and grape your mother,and your father then I’m going to take your whole family down to the basement and grape you all for decades and decades and decades and decaaaades!

Yeah but then you’ve got Jimmy McGill/Saul Goodman/Gene Takovic believing everything the serial killer says at face value.

“I feel the need to threaten you with a deadly weapon because I assume otherwise you will treat my daughter as poorly as I have treated women for my entire life.”

Kia Boys are moving up in the world.

Call up Toriyama-san

Hate to break it to you, but he passed away a few days before you made this comment.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akira_Toriyama

Oh no! Pretty soon the union will be demanding all kinds of crazy things like “stop stealing breast milk from the female employees” and “don’t drive employees to suicide.” When will it end?!

That quote would be the full title of the manga, too.