Linux: 9/10
Linux with rice: 10/10
Linux: 9/9
Linux with rice: 10/10
But…!
Linux without rice is great and can’t be better, but with rice you have rice on top of that meaning by definition it has to have a higher score. I’m high too.
Hi high, rice to meet you.
Hi rice, high to meet you.
High at 14h
Sure sounds Arbeitslos to me
(This is a joke, not an insult or criticism)
Oh nooooo! How dare youuuuuu!
Sauce?
Yes please.
Salsa?
ALSA
LSA
Oh, this brings me back
Extra spicy!
Got it from reddit 😁.
It’s too dry now. Add some liquid…
Like transmission oil?
No, transmission-cli
Lube should do it…
I’d mix some egg in too just for extra fanciness
Stirred or just pour them on top?
No Mac is complete without cheese, maybe a nice melter like gruyere?
Yes, my thoughts as well.
Soy sauce, maybe some diced vegetables
Any chicken? My laptop loves chicken and I would rather not cut it out of his diet, he gets moody.
Next time use arborio rice. It sticks together nicely and creates a protective layer for your keyboard.
Do I use chicken with it?
Better to put thin slices of raw fish on it.
White wine and lemon should go nicely with that.
I generally use avocado and horseradish that I dye green for some reason.
Add some bananas and cinnamon 🤤.
Pro tip - that unibody macbook has one of the best laptop keyboards out there. You can grab one for like thirty bucks.
Can I have your wallpper?
I was told this was appropriate.
Grind the rice to a fine dust… you wont need those packets.
Dunk your computer in water first, then the rice will have more effect.
How do I know when to stop ricing?
Tastes better with sauce. I prefer Sambal Olek or Tabasco, but Maggi is also fine if you’re that kind of person.
bloat
Close it down as hard as you can to create a seal. You’re trying to just get moisture out of the laptop not the air.
So ricing works better with air, got it 👍.
Not visible: the bottom of the case bulging out because the battery is inflating like a balloon
I was told that is a part of the ricing process.
