LinkedIn is nothing but shitposts for a long time.
Edit: Only took me three edits to get there!
Edit: Four, if you count that one.
Employees watch porn at work. Executives masturbate to porn in the bathroom with the volume turned up on speaker. The weirder the porn, the better. Let everyone know who’s the alpha dog in the office.
Didn’t that CNN guy get caught beating it on camera AND he kept his job?
Not only that but Google search won’t return his name now…
We know Jeffrey Toobin
I wonder if a fastfood worker would get such deference…
We should be able to look at a ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ porn at work
ahahaha
Exactly what I was hoping to see here lmfao
lIttle
tip:
^little^
-> little
(jerboa breaks. view source)
Bonus:
It’s been wild logging on to LI and seeing MAGA people spewing their drivel.
Strong “Sir, this is a Wendy’s” energy.
Become un-hireable speedrun, any%
This guy is quickly becoming my favorite LI influencer.
Linkedinfluencer
LInfluencer
Touche
Rookie error. Clearly you don’t watch porn at work.
Should’ve fired him for spelling Jeff with a G.
America fired ToysRUs for this very reason.
There are two ways to spell Jeff, one with a J, and the stupid way.
That was SNL gold
Unless you’re a butler for Uncle Phil.
Wasn’t he closer to Joffrey than Jeff?
I thought he was Geoffrey. I could be wrong. I’m just a drunk.
I was more meaning pronunciation, not spelling. It’s probably spelled that way tho
Haha, It’s a quote from an SNL skit that just came out.
There are exceptions to every rule. That dude rocked.
ubuntu font???
I started to post there, but I wasn’t sure how they’d feel about satire instead of genuine lunatics.
they already post satire there
As long as it’s hard core porn, you’ll probably be fine
BTW… that’s an amazing community
Idiocracy was prophetic.
This is the real reason work from home will always win out in the future.
Ken must work at the SEC
Makes sense, this would never fly at the ACC.
Those guys will do anything besides working tho…