“You Must Construct Additional Pylons”
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
- Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science
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“Job’s done” Warcraft
Work work
Already?
Watchu want me kill?
They’re all so clear in my head.
My life for Aiur… er I mean Ner’Zhul
Definitely. I also get “We’re ready!” “I’m not ready!” from Warcraft in my head every morning. My kids are trolls, maybe?
‘Stop poking me!’
Warcraft has to be the one of the most quotable games of all time.
“Your sound card works perfectly”
W-w-w-w-what do you want? Why do you keep touching me? 🎶
The secret audio track on the Warcraft 2 CD was amazing.
“Bomb has been planted”
“Terrorists win”
War… War never changes.
I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.
I should go.
I should go.
I should go.
I should goWe’ll bang ok.?
I don’t really say that do I?
had to be me… someone else might have gotten it wrong.
Might run…tests on the seashells.
“I’m Garrus Vakaryan, and this is my favourite spot on the Citadel”
Best wingman ever.
I am hard pressed to take anyone other than him and Tali on any mission they are available for.
Shepard.
“Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and… shine”.
You cannot sleep now; there are monsters nearby
I hate this . I swear there must be monster under the floors in my main house right now . I can never use that bed but can’t find any monsters .
You can try using the freecam mod if you don’t consider it too cheaty
“With this character’s death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.”
First you will be baked, and then there will be cake
Portal has so many quotable lines, it’s insane
“Metal…Gear?” - Metal Gear Solid
“War…has changed.” - Metal Gear Solid 4
“War never changes.” - Fallout 3
“All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GOVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN…WITH THE LEMONS.” - Portal 2
Hilariously I never played the game… It’s my buddies tone for text messages. Lol
Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton’s First Law?
Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!
Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone’s day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not “eyeball it!” This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!
Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!
Work work
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
