Brevity is the soul of wit.
That’s a different joke, now.
Also removes the joke of the kid having more complex thoughts.
But now it’s not a sendup of the Watchmaker’s Paradox.
“your joke but worse”
Thanks. It was indeed absurdly verbose. These clowns who downvote you suffer from 2 tinfoil ears.
Me? Me, specifically‽ He cared, it’s so sweet ❤️
“So what about the fossil record?”
“Dude. God put fossils in the ground to test our faith.”
“No. I think God put YOU here to test MY faith.”
RIP Bill Hicks
Do cows not match their 4 billion year chain of evolution?
They do! But the Christian argument is that Satan tied them into his plot to trick people as well.
Not the cows humanity fiddled with.
I mean, have you read the tenets of Satanism? Pretty darn convincing. Call me a devil’s advocate.
I think you first need to pass the Satanic bar exam to call yourself a devil’s advocate
The difference when a cult grounds on logic and reasoning instead of on an ancient high-fantasy-book which makes no sense from beginning to end. But was probably a cool read some centuries ago. Still, admittedly, the greatest way to control the sheeples and keep them in line.
If I’d be forced at gunpoint to choose a religion, I’d pick them. Or buddhists.
Buddhists get a little murdery sometimes too.
I know, i know. But of all the misogynistic, supressive silly retrograde murder-cults, those are the least misogynistic, supressive silly retrograde murder-cults. At least they have some actual wisdom to share, not stories about a whole incest-species with a base-gene-pool of an estimated two people of which one even was made out of the first one.
Long story short: Yes. Fuck them too. Just a lil less.
Hail Satan!
Better music too
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Ave Satanas!
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I might be missing something here but how do we know precisely what 4bil. years of random mutations looks like?
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