• Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Dear diary,

    Do people think I don’t know I’m joking? It’s one of life’s hidden mysteries to me, like the Fermi paradox or what the Reese’s panties are there for, or why I like it so much. Why don’t more candies dress up for the occasion?