Are you sure the driver is not a cat
It can’t be ruled out
It cat’n?
Toonces?
Dogs can pass cancer to each other, due to genetic similarity. A similar occurrence wiped out something like 75% of Tasmanian Devils recently. Seems like a fun misunderstanding of a real phenomenon.
Cancer Dog Turd? I found my new password for the next decade.
Haha that’s great. What’s your mother’s maiden name just wondering? I love learning strangers family history
My mother’s maiden name was Smith, we had a family dog when I was young, the dogs name was spot, oh, and interestingly the last four of my SSN is 678. Weird right?
My favorite movie is ‘From Justin to Kelly.’
A movie about finding love in an unexpected place …Florida on spring break. It should give them pause.
Isn’t there a community on Lemmy for this level of unhinged?
If not, we need one.
c/SchizophreniaMobiles or something
This is anti-dog propaganda being spread by cats.
The Feline Propaganda Macine
Pervert no dogs cancer in house
PEEVERT! NO DOGS, CANCER IN THE HOUSE!
I volunteered at a college food bank once, and one of the volunteers brought her dog along. A Muslim grad student who was a client was kinda amazed - was talking a bunch about how he’d never pet a dog before. (He did happily pet the dog.)
Cancer dog (kanker hond) is a very bad swear word in the Netherlands.
Is it a name I’d call someone or something I’d yell when I stub my toe? Or is it more like, “What the cancer dog!?” I can’t say it’s my favorite profanity.
No it’s a name you call somebody, but only if someone really hurt you or screwed you over.
When you hurt you toe you might say teering or tyfus (tbc, typhus)
“These thoughts are too useful to just stay in my head, I’m going out to get some sticky letters so I can spread the message to the world”
Speling is a cancre. Ie’m the cuer.
This guy gets it, try to really dig into your conclusions before investigating anything & anytime someone provides good reasons they aren’t actually true. Get really belligerent and obstinate when someone traps you with ‘logical reasons’ or ‘convincing evidence’. Then you too can maintain an irrational childish perspective through adulthood & never have to challenge your beliefs or learn anything even slightly uncomfortable.
That makes me sad, because it’s probably true. Someone he lived probably got cancer and he somehow in his brain connected it to the dog. Grief is a hell of a thing
Common emotional support truck owner
This reminds me of working at KMart whenever the “tin foil hat” people would come in and ask if we had devices to “stop the government from hacking my TV”.
To be fair, the government is definitely hacking our TVs.
Tbf, they don’t have to “hack” if they have backdoor access, or simply buy your data (and then they don’t even need a warrant!)
I was using “hack” very loosely here but basically what I meant was backdoor and everything else Snowden warned us about.
True. But wrapping it in foil will not help with that.
At least they parked accordingly