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minus-squarecookie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49arrow-down2·1 year agoDear Universe, please give us measly humans a break. Sincerely, an exhausted measly human.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up57arrow-down28·1 year agoNo. Kind regards, The Universe
minus-squareInformalTrifle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·1 year agoYou must fight for your survival. Best regards, Charles Darwin
minus-squarepastermil@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoGod is dead. Cheers, Friedrich Nietzsche
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·1 year agoAnd very tiny. Just so you know, The Kids in the Hall
minus-squarebaltakatei@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-21 year agoAnd a girl. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
minus-squareSaneless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 year agoUniverse’s response: it’s only like 500 humans on your planet that are causing the issues. Maybe kill them?
minus-squareProblem-based person@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year agoDid you say measles? Measles for everyone!
Dear Universe, please give us measly humans a break. Sincerely, an exhausted measly human.
No.
Kind regards,
The Universe
You must fight for your survival.
Best regards, Charles Darwin
God is dead.
Cheers,
Friedrich Nietzsche
And very tiny.
Just so you know,
The Kids in the Hall
And a girl.
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Universe’s response: it’s only like 500 humans on your planet that are causing the issues. Maybe kill them?
Did you say measles? Measles for everyone!