When I worked at a fair trade store we had these Palestinian olives that were so damn good. Every morning I’d open a jar for customers to sample, eat olives till I made myself sick, then do it again the next day. Good times.
Sounds anti semetic
Were they the slightly wrinkly black ones? Mmmm
Greens and pointier browns, the greens were incredible, but I always prefer green olives.
I went to bed laughing about this image. Woke up having forgotten it, just to see it again and start my day off laughing. This is peak memery, thank you
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one time I got home late from work and I had a jar of pickles and a box of cheap wine in the fridge, so i poured myself a cup and grabbed some pickles and ate that for dinner, then about an hour later I had to run to the toilet to barf out all the pink relish
That sounded pretty good until the pink relish part. Won’t try it.
Living the good life I see.
Usually these are supposed to be ironic, but I genuinely see nothing wrong with this.
It’s a healthier meal than 90% of stuff from the supermarket, maybe a bit high on the salt
maybe a bit high on the salt
If they’re calamatas take that bit high and make it slightly less salty then all the salt.
Olives - the father
Olive tapenade - the son
Olive oil - the holy spiritWeird I thought pimento was the son.
That’s Protestant heresy!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
To be frank, I definitely did this as tome point and I’m pretty sure I actually did not regret it.
this seems like a after dinner thing for me, sit down have dinner, go grab some olives and watch tv
I’m described by this meme and I don’t like it.
Didn’t you read the meme? There’s nothing to regret
I like this.
I spent ten whole days in Jerusalem
Mmmm Jerusalem
Sweet Jerusalem
And all I ate was olives
Nothing but olives
Mountains of olives
It was a good ten days
I like olives
I like you too-The messiah
Dr. Nussbaum was right…
He said “Get it out in the ooooopen”
if i had to pick something to eat 30 or 40 of then olives would be in the top 5
Pistachios?
Dinner ✅
Obviously you have to use your fingers, because you need to stick the olives on the ends of your fingers and wiggle your fingers around first before eating the olives.
Am I not suppose to use my penis?
Not if you want it to stay extra virgin
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You win the internet for today.
Not unless its split enough ways to give you more than one functional head to eat olives off of.
THANK YOU. This is the way.
What size are the olives where you’re at?
You gotta balance that out with some croutons. Like, a whole bag of croutons.
Living in a hotel during the week, olives and sauerkraut are my go to when I can’t be bothered
I suggest adding kimchi to this rotation
Excellent suggestion. I love Kimchi, and have been making my own recently
if it needs to be green olives, get the stuffed ones. but black olives are fine.
