- cross-posted to:
- cat@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- cat@lemmy.world
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Me: “You’re a fatty fat fat mean fat cat.”
Cat: “No shit, Captain Obvious. Now why haven’t you brought me my noms yet?”
“aren’t you upset?”
“I’m always upset. where’s my fucking food you sphinxian monkey”
The cat is owning it, as a warning
cats would be PISSED to learn that we can lie and they can’t
Cants can’t lie? Bullshit. What are they, aliens from a China Melville novel?
Seriously though, is that a thing?
I don’t understand; why wouldn’t the cat just agree and not give a fuck?
That’s very mean
I truly feel bad for the cat
It wouldn’t matter because the fatty fat cat who’s mean is already upset
If that cat could read it wouldn’t give one fat fuck.
This guy cats. Not giving a single fuck is one of their most defining features. And one I admire greatly.
If it could read, it would say the same about owner.
Would meow/asking for food. :)
