Wetsuit and 6ft bong
An empty wallet and far too many hobbies.
A knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which…
A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.
Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft
Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians
i have adhd so i’m allowed to cheat here
my hobby shelf (fully stocked up), and a laptop.
for the 18+ version instead of a laptop there’s a set of BDSM gear
Linux laptop and large mug of green tea
Ibuprofen and an Energy drink
silicone-based lube, and a laptop
Did your parents steal your foreskin?
Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.
My computers and my bed
A cat and a… cat.
Yep. Except I’m a dude.
So is she.
We are all dudes on this blessed day.
If you live in California for more than a few weeks you quickly learn that “dude” has as much meaning and gender as 6-7.
She is dude. The meme is dude. The cats are dudes. Her clothes are dudes. Her shoes are dudes. Her expression is dude. Falling and breaking her hip is dude.
So yes, we are all dude.
Dude is all.
Always.
Yup, dude is only size conscious. All things are just dudes, little dudes, or big dudes.
a 2013 ThinkPad and a bottle of Adderall
Mason jar and a lid
