Iirc, sardines require cool currents to get through warm(er) water. There’s a thing called the sardine run, where a specific area in the migration path has a (relatively) narrow cold water current that forces them into a bottleneck, and predators feast in a huge spectacle.
What I’m guessing happened was these poor guys were following a cold current that disappeared, and died of heat exhaustion. Which iirc isn’t that uncommon of an occurrence
That sounds very reasonable and all, but I’m gonna guess some of those fish were gay and God smited (smote?) them with holy fury. What follows after that is lots of dead gay fish.
The nuclear water release?
Gunna bet it’s a result of the earthquake, water is great at sound transfer and if they were close enough it could have just killed them outright.
Iirc, sardines require cool currents to get through warm(er) water. There’s a thing called the sardine run, where a specific area in the migration path has a (relatively) narrow cold water current that forces them into a bottleneck, and predators feast in a huge spectacle.
What I’m guessing happened was these poor guys were following a cold current that disappeared, and died of heat exhaustion. Which iirc isn’t that uncommon of an occurrence
That sounds very reasonable and all, but I’m gonna guess some of those fish were gay and God smited (smote?) them with holy fury. What follows after that is lots of dead gay fish.
Do you like fishsticks?
WHAT?!?
I’m a lyrical genius.
This one sounds more logical and likely. But not as conspiracy-fun as the nuclear water one
Absolutely not. They type, amount, and location of material would not cause this.
This comment shows that you don’t understand anything about the tritiated water release.