Red-bellied is completely accurate, you just normally don’t see the belly:

Red-headed was already taken:

I think it should be renamed “red-capped woodpecker”.
That photo captured one with a very red belly!! The ones in our backyard have just a blush of orange.
I think red-capped would be a good name too! In general I’m a fan of birds having as many common names as makes sense, haha

The 5 kinds of bird names:
- Amazing Wonderbird of Eden
- Hotbreasted Milfjay
- Grayheaded Brownbird
- Walter’s Fingernail
- Miserable Fuckwit
so chupacabra is real?
Far better names than most others get. What the hell does a C. elegans elegans look like?
Why does this exist?
/r/birdswitharms exists, now we have birds with legs too.
I gave these calendars as Christmas gifts last year and I bought a bunch of stickers. It’s the only thing I’ve ever bought after seeing it on TikTok and it’s worth every penny.
sauce pls?
I’m not a bird-person, but please tell me these are Tits? Then it could be a calendar of Tits 'n ass.
Wouldn’t hurt a deer? Dude they’re called that because they’re shouting about it all the time (that’s what their call spunds like). Racist little fuckers.
This is what I’ve been saying my entire life. Bald eagles are a scam.
What about my namesake

Nice tit bro
Woodpeckers don’t even seem to have penises, at all?
I must say, the legs on that last bird are amazingly accurate, perhaps the best depiction of any bird I’ve seen!
Let’s see their drawing of a blue footed boobie.
Imagine how disappointed I was the first time I saw a picture of a titmouse.














