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EfreetSK@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

A wish

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A wish

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EfreetSK@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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Source: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1146632184292527&set=pb.100068372682278.-2207520000

https://www.twonks.co.uk/

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  • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Very NSFW:

    Oglaf: Column

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      • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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        What you just said, reminds me of a shock/sex video. Can’t find the video, but here is urban dictionary explaining it.

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    A guy walk into a bar and pulls out a scale model of a grand piano, as well as a wooden puppet. The puppet immediately animates and starts playing the piano.

    After a perfect performance of Mozart’s piano sonata No.11, the puppet gets up, bows to the audience and falls lifeless to the ground. Everyone is astounded.

    The bartender asks the guy: “That was great! If you don’t mind me asking, where did you get a puppet like this?”

    The guy hands him an old golden oil lamp. “You see, I found this lamp. If you rub it and say what you want, a genie pops out and grants the wish. Give it a try, if you want!”

    The bartender is sceptical, but tries anyway. “I wish for a million bucks!” Immediately the bar is filled with a giant flock of ducks. On the tables, on the bar, on the ground, ducks are everywhere.

    “What the fuck?! That’s not what I asked for!”

    The guy chuckles. “O yeah, the genie is hard of hearing. Did you really think I asked for an eight inch pianist?”

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      https://xkcd.com/532/

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    That’s not a cock, that’s a hen.
    My guess is the joke was supposed to be about something about a big cock.

    Otherwise I simply don’t get it.

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      How can you tell? It’s so crudely drawn it could go either way.

      Could’ve drawn a tiny guy playing the piano if we’re recycling old jokes.

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        Try to look up white hen, and then look up white cock.

        • EfreetSK@lemmy.worldOP
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          You’re right, the “white cock” gave very different results

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          It’s a pedantic difference sir, but it checks out.

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    “I wish I had a giant cock!”

    Intense wheezing appears behind you as the unnatural cockerel struggles to survive under its heft and heat

    “Yes, suffer as I do.”

    The wish going as intended seems a bit worse

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    Better than a midget playing the piano.

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      Ohhhh… It took me (checks post age) seven hours to get it.

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    Old joke, older connotations…

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    “When i said I wanted a big chicken i meant a big chicken sandwich”

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