Thank you for creating canned content!

Thank you for driving engagement by leveraging content against a churning audience of consumers!

Thank you for creating mundane content, funhole is much too exciting.

Time to hunt some pengins!

Americans listen to Maria Carey during Christmas season, I listen to P’tit Belliveau during tax season

P’tit Belliveau - Income Tax (Official Music Video) | YouTube.com

Thank you for showing us how bleak life could be.

I bet in that world I might say something like “I’m not overly fond of my Mobilek” (even typing that out felt wrong because I love my Mobilek).

Thank you for creating content!

You really have a season for that? (What a fucked up country you have)