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Eh, they’re more like the worst roommate ever.
Babies are a basically infinite food source. Eat one make more.
That’s pretty bad for a renewable, though. Most of the time you only get one at a time, and that one doesn’t provide much…
You know what, I was all on board with making this joke when I started writing, but the more I typed, the less I wanted to continue. So, yeah, I’m sure you can see where it was going. I’m done.
It’s only a modest proposal.
Axolotls do it! Totally works for them
When you read A Modest Proposal one time
Infinite but unfeasible. It takes 9 months to make one.
Ayn rand is the jk rowling of the guided age
Babies did not consent to this and will be so mad when they realize what you’ve done
