• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    As usual, corporations are people up to the moment it’s been discovered by the government that a crime has been committed.

  • Trabic@lemmy.one
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    Your honor, my client has instructed me to remind the court how rich and important he is & that he is not like other men

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      1 year ago

      “… as the statute of limitations has likely passed.”

      It doesn’t seem to be guaranteed it’s passed. Someone is just guessing it has.

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    …aaaaaand they just had to scrub their new crew capsule final cert launch earlier today.

    E: guys fr I don’t get how the c-suite hasn’t been federally indicted at this point, it’s that bad