‘We are witnessing a moment where growing numbers of women and girls see death as preferable to living under the current circumstances,’ a UN official has been quoted as saying
I mean, even without the religious aspect, that might be kinda nice
“We caught you trying to kill yourself through some nasty means, here, have some state sponsored painless nitrogen to breathe”
I mean setting aside the horrible power it would give the gov, it’s a really funny image of someone being talked down from suicide by jumping into getting professional suicide help so they can do it easier
Suicide, really. That’s the last thing you should try. You realize that suicide’s a criminal offense. In less enlightened times, they’d have hung you for it.
Latest: The Taliban have decreed that any woman caught attempting suicide will be put to death.
Correct me if I’m wrong but don’t some JudeoIslamic factions already punish suicide with death?
Yes. Though it’s not really as hypocritical as it seems at first glance.
Assume you view suicide as being punished with eternal torment.
Someone wants to kill themselves, but, if you kill them instead it isn’t a mortal sin.
From your moral framework the execution is now a mercy. They no longer suffer, in this life or the next.
Ya know, if you believe in sky daddies and whatnot.
I mean, even without the religious aspect, that might be kinda nice
“We caught you trying to kill yourself through some nasty means, here, have some state sponsored painless nitrogen to breathe”
I mean setting aside the horrible power it would give the gov, it’s a really funny image of someone being talked down from suicide by jumping into getting professional suicide help so they can do it easier
– Peter Cook, Bedazzled (1968)
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Good reddit humor.