BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

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Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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Just cut off the penis, remove the ring and then reattach the penis. Do I have to do everyone’s job around here?
- Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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  Unless it’s already detachable.
  - AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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    Sometimes I think I should get it permanently attached
- Match!!@pawb.social
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  Slap a summer sausage in the middle there for extra length and it’s win-win
  - CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world
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    Like I tell everyone I sleep with, I got 9 inches for you, just be ready to take it in 3 doses ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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