Almost as if he was waiting for his next photo op…what a stupid tool
Edit: I’m a tool and didn’t realize I was reading the onion I’m a stupid tool in this case…
It’s ok, i also ate the onion at least once…
With news about Trump, it is also an extra deceiving onion.
You alright, bud?
Nope… sick with COVID and didn’t realize I was in the onion land I still think it’s a tool but I shouldn’t respond to onion articles that makes me a tool…
In 2024 it’s never been easier to eat the onion.
I fully believed it before I read the source. It sounds exactly like something he would do.
It’s okay bro, easy mistake to make. The fat orange guy is a walking onion article no matter what he does.
Frankly it’s amazing that The Onion didn’t go under in the last decade as reality became stranger than their headlines
It did go under. Global Tetrahedron owns it now😔
Oh shit I didn’t know that. I stand corrected
That’s some cruel irony being put out of business by reality.
I’m glad they’re back with apparently more sass than usual, but Jfc that’s just lol
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Like, from just reading the headline, it doesn’t seem very onion-y. It’s not just perfectly believable, but I sort of assumed that that is what happened.
Totally in character and would align with “staged”
I’m not sure if that’s the right gesture when you’re constantly agitating against socialists:
We’re the Mario Brothers…
Damnit I ate the onion 😔. I have brought great shame to my family
No shame in 2024. Onion and real world are 100% blur now.
Didn’t even click to read the satire.
As much as I hate the guy it was marketing genius to do the fist pump immediately.
Same as his mug shot (although he probably practiced that one for hours in a mirror).
Many of his core followers are only semi-literate. They respond to iconic imagery.
he didn’t do the fist pump immediately.
it was like 10 minutes later, you fell for the propaganda.
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I see now that the photo is from the golf course not the speech. That he posed for that one shows once again how media savvy he is.
The first assassination attempt created the iconic image. That happened only 80 seconds after the shooting, ie as soon as security let him stand up. Here is the uncut footage.
