• Grimy@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5·
        2 months ago

        Pretty sure I’m getting a watch from them this Christmas! They put me on the list for one and everything.

        • MutilationWave@lemmy.worldEnglish
          1·
          2 months ago

          I drunkenly ordered four black eyeslit balaclavas from fucking Amazon. All this time stealthily getting things from the Internet and get drunk and Amazon one time. I’m on the list for sure

    • shades@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      1·
      2 months ago

      Imagine being so unpopular not even the FBI warrants following you and storing your content in a database.

      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        1·
        2 months ago

        Or they get so fed up with your weird anime habits that they end up white-listing you because they are sick if it.