Does anyone know who the original creator is?
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How often should you shampoo your Baphomet? Asking for a friend.
Don’t shampoo goats, they fuckin hate water and will be massive assholes about it
Brush them every few days or so and they’re fine (that’s overkill but I like to let mine) and if something nasty gets on them soaking the brush with warm water usually makes them okay-ish with the water so you can get the gunk off em
Baphomet, being a goat and from hell, is very similar I’d assume, but probably even more averse to water
If you are good at metallurgy, you can identify the dirt substance and develop magma, specific to cleaning that particular thing.
Normally, just use Hellflame lvl10 and then brush off the ashes.
Not more than once a month. Their natural skin oils protect against the fires of hell
Assuming you’re a mortal, you shouldn’t have to worry about it in your lifetime. However, if you have sold your soul for immortality, you should wash once every 666th celestial alignment. CAUTION! You should never use regular soap and water, especially anything marketed as sacred or holy water, as this can agitate the skin. Instead, you can find chicken blood in the meat department, or sometimes it is labeled as fishing bait. This is an all-natural alternative. Don’t be afraid to experiment by making your own—there’s nothing quite like organic, homemade products, and you can use higher-quality ingredients than what you find in stores, such as sheep’s blood or the blood of your firstborn. Your immortal soul will thank you for it—oops, silly you, you already sold that.
kelsiebru on IG?
i see this:
Thank you!
is there a version in English with the author’s info attached? i want to share it with my English speaking friends, but not be a fuck about it.
i copy pasted the English language comic onto the info for you:
Hero!
hell yeah, thanks buddy.
Goat Of All Time
Mfw the goat is goated
When your demon becomes your holy guardian angel. ❤️🏵️
There’s a manga where that’s the original premise, except the summoner immediately asks the demon to marry him instead
I’d be interested in seeing it. Do you know the title?
Here’s a link: https://m.fanfox.net/manga/my_new_devil_wife/
To be honest, it’s a bit meh
Hi, thanks so much. I’ll watch it this weekend, after silence shatters.
It doesn’t matter if it’s great or not. These types of fables tend to hold deep symbolic meaning. It floats my boat.
Have they pet this goat yet
Yeah he was available to meet as part of the All 4 Kids foundation on several occasions.
Black Philip!
How can you possibly pet all the goats? Google AI helped me calculate that there are over a billion goats in the world and nearly 2 million new goats born every day.
edit: You’d have to pet 1.7 million goats per day to finish in 1 year. this doesn’t seem to add up. sorry. I tried. it’s not possible is all I’m saying. But if you could, Baphomet would probably find you.
Maybe all goat variants?
We might need a simulator for this
Honestly that would go hard. The ending is a boss fight against baphomet where you climb him shadow of collosus style to give him pets.
AI helped me calculate
there is a problem there
Even ignoring that, the person in the comic knows magic. Do you not think there is a pet 1.7 million goats spell?
Noice
Goats sure are neat
