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minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up97arrow-down5·1 year agoIf I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.
minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·1 year ago I would masturbate. This is how I answer most hypotheticals
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·1 year agoWhat if you woke up as your grandpa.
minus-squareMakeitstop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoI suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoI mean, we’re talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you’re your own grandpa in his 20s.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-27 months agoRemoved by mod
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoWell, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoOr, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoOr, depending how depressed they are, not.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoTake some Viagra. Then masturbate.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down3·edit-28 months agoRemoved by mod
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-21 year agoYou know, I did have masterbate. Now I’m not sure. Would it be different if she… well, I… had an innie? Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down20·edit-28 months agoRemoved by mod
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoWell we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan…
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-28 months agoRemoved by mod
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 year agoI live in one if the few places in the world that isn’t America
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-28 months agoRemoved by mod
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoTwo I think? Don’t ask about macas and KFC though… got lots of those.
minus-squareHerbal Gamer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 year agoYeah if I was her you wouldn’t see her outside for a few weeks if I’m honest.
minus-squareTastyWheat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 year agoTaylor Swift randomly disappears for 2 months, then suddenly releases new single called “Oh So That’s What It’s Like”
minus-squareSon_of_dad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·1 year agoCheck if that asshole is bleached
If I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.
This is how I answer most hypotheticals
What if you woke up as your grandpa.
I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.
I mean, we’re talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you’re your own grandpa in his 20s.
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Well, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma
Or, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.
Or, depending how depressed they are, not.
Take some Viagra. Then masturbate.
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You know, I did have masterbate. Now I’m not sure. Would it be different if she… well, I… had an innie?
Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.
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Well we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan…
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I live in one if the few places in the world that isn’t America
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Two I think?
Don’t ask about macas and KFC though… got lots of those.
Yeah if I was her you wouldn’t see her outside for a few weeks if I’m honest.
Taylor Swift randomly disappears for 2 months, then suddenly releases new single called “Oh So That’s What It’s Like”
Check if that asshole is bleached