I believe that these are manufactured eggs in order to minimize waste. Instead of wasting the ends, and the smaller slices with no or little yolk, the yolk and whites from eggs are separated and reunited to make uniform slices of boiled egg.
Nobody would serve this. Its for use in kitchens, canteens and restaurants
NGL my family would love this. Nobody likes the ends, and I always hate it going to waste.
That, or you know, teach your family that food waste is not ok
I’m going to be real with you, famines don’t occur because my wife doesn’t eat the bottom end of the egg.
Hehe, obviously not, no. I usually look at these things in the perspective of “what if everyone did this”. Sometimes it makes a lot of sense (e.g., recycling), but not always.
I recycle my stuff. But if recycling is not done on the supply side, it’s pointless. I can throw my stuff in the right bin, as long as Coca-Cola does not use the material thus collected it can go anywhere, won’t work.
Don’t get me wrong, collective action works, it works very well, but usually not the ones that are lobbied for by big corps creating and profiting off the problem. And there is a ton of money going into telling you and me that “only if we did a bit more”, and “they only do it because there is a demand”.
Corporations act like they are all beholden to the market and making more money on the one side and say that only regulations can stop them boiling us alive, then lobby for deregulation on the other side because only they are moral and good enough to know what to do and “government interference” is just inefficient.
Sorry, rant over.
I agree that corporations should be held to a higher standard and that too much responsibility is put on the consumers, but that does not mean that it’s pointless. There’s a lot of people on this planet. Be the change you’d like to see in the world, even if it feels pointless now and again.
Famines or not, 17% of all food available to consumers is wasted. That’s 900 million tons a year!
In the US, it’s much worse, with 30-40% of the entire food supply going to waste!
If you’re not going to be part of the solution, at least don’t be part of the problem.
I tried to donate my lobster shells and chicken skins to Feeding America, but they would only take it if it’s canned.
Well, time to get a canning machine.
Usa #1 !
This video shows one way to make them, but doesn’t really help with my impression that there’s something strange in the state of Denmark. It also makes me think these long egg tubes could probably be used as heated pocket pussies.
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You’re supposed to blow on it to force the yolk out, eat that first, then fuck the albumen, and consume that afterwards. At least that’s how it was taught to me.
The butthole stretcher is just like a free space in bingo.
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but doesn’t really help with my impression that there’s something strange in the state of Denmark.
This is what us Swedes have been saying all along.
And you’re right about everything except your misconception that us being weirdos is a BAD thing 😉
Show these fine people your pizzas
NGL. Banana curry pizza is pretty satisfying. Had it wile doing a harryhandel in östersund.
Mmm, nothing like pulling a fresh tube egg out of the hamper when your cat’s been warming it up.
there’s something strange in the state of Denmark.
I’m guessing, it being eggs, this might explain the rotten smell.
Based on the video, there seems to be multiple opportunities for use of the heated pocket pussy
Dammit, now I gotta fuck an egg for science (this time)
They are for making “smørrebrød” in commercial kitchens. Basically nobody has these at home. We use normal hard boiled eggs, like everyone else. These exist solely to minimize waste when the “smørrebrød” needs to be “pretty”, with no slices of egg without yolk. And to save labour on peeling eggs.
I want to try the long egg.
Go suck a long egg
I’ll teach your grandmother to suck long eggs!
Me love egg long time.
For how long
Better long eggs than long pig 💀
Mmmm human bacon 👌
I was wondering if they hatch into long pig
I am Danish and I have never seen this…
Actually, you just saw it, so you have seen it
Hard to argue with that logic 😂
I too am Danish and have seen this online before, but never “in the wild”, as it were
I think Lemmy is pretty wild.
Sometimes, I guess 🤷
I wasn’t born in denmark but i live there, haven’t seen them until now either
Real reason why the Angles abandoned the Jutland peninsula.
Yes! Eggs should be oval and coated with deep fried meat!
What’s the censored word
I think it rhymes with maggots.
And also means “a bundle of sticks”
Possibly cigarettes.
Only if you’re in the UK haha
Fascist?
Together, strong.
Heartache to heartache
Wait until you see long egg nog.
Literally never seen or had this in Denmark.
Well, apparently you missed out: https://scienceinfo.net/the-truth-behind-the-famous-30cm-long-chicken-eggs-in-denmark.html
Boiled chicken eggs are where there is no, and if not a gourmet, when peeling eggs out, you will not distinguish the other American chicken eggs anywhere in Vietnam.
Am I having an aneurysm or is that first paragraph gibberish?
Surely AI-generated.
“He’s where there is a no” is my new favorite phrase
My guess is they’re used in industrial kitchens when preparing lunch for lots of people. You know, the same people who have 10L of egg-whites in the walk-in cooler. I can’t imagine regular people using them, they’re definitely not available in shops.
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How do you devil it?
Paint it red and add some horns
Tempt it with a good dill.
Watch the video above, deviling would be quite easy actually.
The danish eat eggs the long way.
rødgrød med fløde is definitely the most famous danish dish.
