• nifty@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    I was standing under a tree once and a drop of blood fell on my hand out of nowhere. This makes sense!

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      5 months ago

      I was in my parents’ yard once and something wet fell on my head. I touched it and it was blood red. Totally thought I was bleeding until I noticed tiny berry seeds in the substance. My grandma said that happening to me meant I’d have good luck.

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          5 months ago

          She just said general good luck. I believed her because I’m convinced she a witch or druid or some shit. She has this uncanny ability to know things she has no way of knowing. She’s also absolutely incredible with plants.

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            5 months ago

            Your grandma sounds hot

            /jk

            Sorry, didn’t mean to objectify her, I can just imagine her as a Druid growing some bitchin plants 😁

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              Lmao apparently she was hot when she was young. She isn’t blood related to me, so I didn’t inherit any cool plant powers from her. I’m actually terrible with plants, tbh. Great with ducks, though.

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      5 months ago

      Congratulation to thee friend! You hef been splashed by the menstruating bat! You hef many years of great fortune ahead!