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minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56arrow-down2·1 month agoWhen JD watches Backroom Casting Couch, You think he jerkes off to the couch?
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·1 month agoNah, but he always brings a stack of ones to the Goodwill.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoJD Vance uses Good Will like a strip club.
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 month agoStrip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
minus-squareFamous_Anus_Cookies@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 month agoIt was confusing. I’ve seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-21 month agoOh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age. I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI think you mean “post-fucked” couches.
minus-squareFamous_Anus_Cookies@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoYeah, you’re right.
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoWhen he does, he has to use his free hand to cover up the other dude in the video, because beating off while another guy’s dick is in view is totally gay
When JD watches Backroom Casting Couch, You think he jerkes off to the couch?
Nah, but he always brings a stack of ones to the Goodwill.
I don’t get it
JD Vance uses Good Will like a strip club.
Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
It was confusing. I’ve seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.
Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.
I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.
I think you mean “post-fucked” couches.
Yeah, you’re right.
When he does, he has to use his free hand to cover up the other dude in the video, because beating off while another guy’s dick is in view is totally gay