• Aesecakes@lemmy.world
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    The Grate Cheese Robbery (2026), starring Edam Driver, Emmental Watson, Chedward Norton, Tilda Stilton, Brie Larson, Goudafrey Rush, Nicolby Kidman and Dwayne “The Roquefort” Johnson. With a special appearance by Robert Paneero. Directed by Feta Gerwig.

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      Whelp, never comment again - because you aren’t going to be able to outdo yourself after this Masterpiece. 👌🏼

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    If he didn’t tell his accomplices, “cheese it! It’s the coppers!” he missed a golden opportunity.

  • ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world
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    And they would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for the 200,000 mice pawing at their hideout door demanding cheese.

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    Okay so on one hand stealing cheese is good taste, but on the other hand cheddar? Really? That’s just weak, man.

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    Journalists really milking that headline.