Gork@lemm.ee to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoI thought they'd be fapping to Dear Leaderfiles.catbox.moeexternal-linkmessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1753arrow-down124
arrow-up1729arrow-down1external-linkI thought they'd be fapping to Dear Leaderfiles.catbox.moeGork@lemm.ee to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square75fedilink
minus-squareBobbyGasoline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up73·2 months ago" I can’t fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"
minus-squareTriPolarBearz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 months agoMy “pistol” is out of ammo!
minus-squareramble81@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoThis is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for shooting. This is for fun.
minus-squarePhoenicianpirate@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoThat’s why you never had kids… you were firing blanks!
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoI’m leaving, hot babes 3 km to the north!
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoYou hear that, boys? Move, move, move!
minus-squareNocturnalMorning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoFapping to save lives
" I can’t fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"
My “pistol” is out of ammo!
This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for shooting. This is for fun.
I’m shooting blanks!
That’s why you never had kids… you were firing blanks!
I’m leaving, hot babes 3 km to the north!
You hear that, boys? Move, move, move!
Fapping to save lives
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