Resistance is fertile. You will be inseminated.
Things I said before becoming a dad, go.
To boldly come where no one has come before
Damn, that’s good!
That’s what she said!
Remember kids, consent is sexy. And The Borg don’t ask!
You will be ASSimilated!
Not sure how you’re supposed to pronounce the G in Borgy, so I’ve decided that it’s both hard and soft, in that order. A Borg-gy.
Hard then soft. Yeah that’s usually what happens at these parties
Flaccid…erect…flaccid…erect…not too hard…not too soft
And this one is juuust right
You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!
Resistance only makes us harder.
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You don’t want to know what it’s (almost) a quote from, then.
Seriously, Star Wars? Never mind the borgy, that’s just heinous.
Just don’t bring Star Warts home.
well if you want to hire some jizz musicians…
“You are fully funcional, Data, aren’t you?”
“I’m programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring.”
And of course, who could forget this old classic?
It’s funny how many of the explosions were using the same stock footage layered in different ways. I miss practical effects in movies and TV.
When Riker climaxes, he shouting “fire torpedoes, full SPREEEAAAD!”
Beam me up 🫦
Third, i’m going. Wanna come ?
Him, probably 😏
