NiceRoll tide
No joke we have some in our family who are second cousins. They’re known as the inbreds.
it would have cost you nothing to not say that…
And now we pay
Misery loves company, I guess
what in the Alabama
cousins
The turkey isn’t the only one that got holes stretched and stuffed to satisfy 12 people
Incest is fucking relative!
Pun aside, on a socio-cultural and legal level yes it is relative, it all depends how far separated you are on the cousin tree and what is legally and culturally acceptable. Like in many Middle Eastern countries first cousin marriages is straight up normal and not considered incest.
It’s legal in a lot of states in the US
Sure but culturally it is a lot less normalized than in the Middle East.
so is child marriage in most states
Capitalism is legal in all states and territories.
Fucked up if true
They may not consider it incest, but it sure the fuck is.
Sure on a biological level
Is it? What makes it incest and at what distance does sex with a relative is no longer considered incest?
I’m not prepared to state that, but when your tree looks like a small diamond, that’s an issue.
Emirates even have to put bling in their genealogy? Where does it end?!
It’s a game the whole family can play
It’s absolutely fucking not.
Puns are not your strongsuit.
strongsuit
Not a word, my dude.
Fucking gotem
Puns are my entire existence. Stop judging people based on 1 misinterpreted comment. Do you realize how much it hurts for you to think that I’m bad at puns?! 😢
Probably not as much as finding out your parents are cousins
They incest that that’s not the case.
I mean IDK if you’re both guys and you’re second cousins I heard it doesn’t even count and he agrees
I understand the circumstances, but maybe next time if you wait until you have your dominant hand available for typing, your post might be a little bit more coherent.
'Twas many years ago and the ensuing drama from being caught and him being left behind while the rest of his immediate family went back to Michigan, well, it’s not a particularly jerkable memory.
Oh, right, yeah, that’s quite the drama, and not in a good way. Hope it turned out OK in the end.
My cousin got a vasectomy. I’m basted and ready to be stuffed.
I think it’s fine then
Icks me out, but I can’t find any moral fault.
You just need hotter cousins
I definitely get why it picks you out.imagine banging your cousin without one of your parents watching while you do it. Gross
That looks truly terrible
Plenty of shock value at the end
Deep South moment
Having sex with your cousin in a cold ditch ten minutes walk from the parents is definitely a vibe
Yes there was a story of an early Thanksgiving in Plymouth.
Washington did declare a thanksgiving in 1789.
It was largely forgotten until Sarah Josepha Hale rebuplished the story in her newspaper.
The holiday we celebrate today came about due to the union losses in the first 2 years of the civil war. To buoy popular support most of the union governors called for a holiday of Thanksgiving.
It was Abraham Lincoln on July 15 1862 declared a day of Thanksgiving.
On August 6th 1863. He declared a national day of Thanksgiving due to the turn in the war now that the union was winning.
In October 1863 he declared another day of Thanksgiving. He eventually gave a number of days of Thanksgiving.
In 1939 FDR set the holiday to the next to last Thursday. This was to help boost the economy giving an extra 7 days for Xmas shopping.
Sources: Heather Cox Richardson
Edit: spelling and punctuation
Relevance to the post: zero.
I actually enjoy the history of holidays, very relevant to the post!
So much Giving, so much Thanks
What
the
fuck
I actually know someone who has a baby with their cousin, who is a minor celebrity.
leave the queen alone, she’s dead
Roll tide!
That fivehead is on point.
Hapsburg forehead
It’s a good big target
It explains much
