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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago

Anon watches Lord of the Rings

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Anon watches Lord of the Rings

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago
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  • PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works
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    Can cause physical harm

    The irony is that they can’t, but their greatest weapon is that the people they fight think they can, and flee without even trying. And this post is making the exact same mistake, while also assuming they’re invincible. The answer to the post is the post. That or pointing to the post and laughing.

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      Book version. In the movie version they absolutely can cause physical harm. A ghost sword and Aragorn’s even stop each other, iirc.

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        I’ve never been a huge LotR fan so I don’t necessarily remember any details, but isn’t that because the sword had special qualities (being the sword of the ghosts’ king IIRC) rather than because the ghosts can interact with physical objects?

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          For that one scene yes, for the next like 20 minutes of the movie where they jump on top of elephants and stab everybody riding them to death little bit different.

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      The irony is that they can’t

      Pretty sure I saw a bunch of these guys sucking people’s souls out or whatever, during the battle, at least in the movie.

      From the book, its ambiguous. Per Legolas to the hobbits, following the battle:

      Faint cries I heard, and dim horns blowing, and a murmur as of countless far voices: it was like the echo of some forgotten battle in the Dark Years long ago. Pale swords were drawn; but I know not whether their blades would still bite, for the Dead needed no longer any weapon but fear

      A lot of Tolkien’s storytelling involves this kind of Word of Mouth recounting, such that it’s hard to know whether you’re getting real High Magic or just mythology passed down second hand.

      However you slice it, I’d describe “literally scares you to death” as physical harm.

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      Psychological warfare sure is … funny, isn’t it?

      You ever hear about this?

      https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/dotmil/arkin020199.htm

      For Iraq War 1, the US wanted to develop the ability to project a giant hologram either into or from the sky… of the prophet Mohammed… who would tell the Iraqi forces to stand down, presumably via spec ops placed speaker arrays… or… something.

      … They later realized that no one has any idea what Mohammed looks like.

      … Because depictions of him…are widely viewed as heresy by many (most? basically all?) Muslims.

      Oh and of course… they did not know how to build a hologram projector in the early 90s, either.

      We do apparently know how to do at least something like that now, though.

      https://idstch.com/technology/photonics/3-d-holograms-will-be-employed-for-battlefield-intelligence-military-planning-and-explosives-disposal/

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    Its funny how this scene implies that Aragorn came up with this flashy theatrical entrance idea, explained it to the ghosts, and they were all like “hell yea thats sounds bad-ass lets do it”

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    Superior diplomacy, intelligence, and/or subterfuge and intrigue.

    … and/or superior magic.


    The Dead Men of Dunharrow only respond to and follow Aragorn because they believe he is the heir to Isildur.

    Make them doubt that.

    … Or just kill Aragon, specifically, with extreme prejudice.

    Or, generate a pretender heir to Isildur, mislead them.


    Or… and I am… admittedly not sure if this is possible within LotR canon…

    Basically, get Sauron or Saurumon to directly intervene with some kind of magic that is at least as, or more powerful than that of Isildur, such thst they can be paralyzed or rendered combat ineffective in some way.

    (Possibly also could help with the first plan of generating some kind of doubt, confusion or deception)

    In more modern military lingo: Re evaluate your enemy threat profiles and re allocate resources and attention accordingly.

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    deleted by creator

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Have you not played Luigi’s Mansion?

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      Suck them all off, got it!

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        Death and the big succ are hardly inconveniences

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      Person wielding vacuum cleaner when countering this threat: “lol skill issue”

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      It does make a ton of thematic sense that the counter to a purely magical threat is a technological weapon.

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        You might like Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magicka Obscura. The clashing of magic and technology plays a major role in the mechanics.

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    They’re a limited-use item - once they do enough to fulfill their oath, they won’t keep fighting. In the books, they didn’t even get as far as Minas Tirith - they were done once they defeated the corsairs. Also, it wasn’t clear that they could actually cause physical harm.

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    wololo

    wololo

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      Aiyoyoyu

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      We need a bigger trap!

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      Opportunity for LotR x Ghostbusters brainrot

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    Well, it’s not like the enemy army has one if the two most ancient and most powerful magicians on their side. They’ll figure something out.

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      Two actually. Sauron and Sarumon are the same class of being. Balrogs are too, but iirc they’re more on Morgoth’s side

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        If i remember correctly, Saruman had already fled at that point. Correct?

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        Saruman was dead by this time though

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          Uh…

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          Not really, at least in the books; the movies cut out quite a bit of what was happening after the One Ring was destroyed

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            In the movies extended version you can see saruman clearly dying after the ENT counter-attack. So in the movies, only sauron is left at this point.

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    Call the Ghostbusters, duh. They ain’t afraid of no ghost.

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      Counter-countermeasure - Aragorn deploys Huey Lewis’s copyright lawyers.

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      I ain’t afraid of no bed!

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        Great, now this will be stuck in my head for the next six months… again. Worth it!

        (bustin’, bustin’, bustin’, bustin’…)

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        AN INVISIBLE BED?! FREAKING GHOST BED!

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    Close your eyes and say you don’t believe in ghosts

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      I’m my experience, simply refusing to acknowledge the supernatural has made such entities incapable of properly manifesting 100% of the time.

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      “I ain’t afraid of no ghost”

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    10 necromancers turning them against each other

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